Let me get my gripes out of the way first... The title sucks. What was wrong with "The Amazing Spider-Man"? Or how about "Spider-Man Returns"...
Jeepers Creepers II
Apparently, The Creeper was unimpressed with the interview I did for the last movie - I was unable to schedule him for another one... Upon...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Killing off Salma Hayek took some balls. What? It's not like I spoiled anything by saying that! When I first heard word of this coming...
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
The Leprechaun is back, and boy - is he stoned! In the sixth installment of the Leprechaun series, Warwick Davis returns as our favorite nasty...
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
I can't believe that it's finally over. Long. So long. Three hours and 21 minutes long. That's 201 minutes. L-O-N-G. I wonder how long the...
The Matrix Revolutions
Every day, I get more and more evidence the American public is on CRACK. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 26, 2017 at...
Beyond Re-Animator
I've been waiting a long time for this one...not as long as Freddy Vs. Jason, but at least a year or so. Wow. Jeffrey Combs...
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Crispin Glover. Crispin. Fucking. Glover. Okay, I guess you can tell why I stayed up until 4:35 in the morning last Friday night, watching this...
Freddy Vs. Jason
Where was all the blood? There was more blood in the credit sequence than in the whole rest of the movie! I've been waiting for...
Men in Black II
Barry Sonnenfeld could do worse than than continuing to release 'Men in Black' movies for the rest of his life. In fact, the world would...