Wow. Usually, my first paragraph is much more clever than that, but I am a bit at a loss for words right now. Needless to...
X2: X-Men United
So shoot me, I am the only person on the planet who didn't like X2 better than the first one. Bah. Don't get me wrong,...
Shanghai Knights
I had a migraine when I left the theater - probably because I rolled my eyes so many times. It sucked...but it was on the...
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
I can't do it. I can't decide which one I like better, this one or the first one. I guess I'll save my final decision...
Evil Dead II
It's not my fault no one wanted to watch Transylvania 6-500! It took almost an hour to pick the Sunday movie today. After going through...
The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie
So the Wherehouse Music down the road went out of business. A couple months ago, DVDs were 40% off, so I picked up Bad Taste...
Star Trek: Nemesis
It's December 18, 2002.
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Although I laughed my ass off, it is getting a little bit stale. Some jokes just aren't funny the third time around. Luckily, there were...
Blade II
Whistler is alive! Actually, I was surprised at how well bringing him back worked. Of course, I knew from all the commercials that he was...
The Queen of the Damned
Anyone remember taking the SAT and those stupid analogies? Try this one - Brandon Lee: The Crow = Aaliyah: ? Aaliyah, pop music's latest addition...