Contrary to popular belief, it's PIRATES, not NINJAS, that are so totally sweet that you'll crap your pants. I've always loved pirates. Well, 'always' stemming...
Underworld
Blade + The Matrix + An American Werewolf in London - originality = Underworld. As a general rule, I usually like vampire movies. I'm not...
The Matrix Revolutions
Every day, I get more and more evidence the American public is on CRACK. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 26, 2017 at...
The Tuxedo
Whose idea was it to match up Jackie Chan with one of the worst actresses to crawl out of the depths Fox's back lot? That...
Spy Kids
Why can't every kids movie be like this? Intelligent, engaging, with just a dash of potty humor. I really tried not to watch this movie....
Reign of Fire
"I keep getting older, but the dragons stay the same age..." Okay, Matthew McConaughey didn't really say that, although the film would've been a lot...
The Hulk
At least I know I won't have to sit through any sequels. See, in order for Russ to take me with him to see the...
Men in Black II
Barry Sonnenfeld could do worse than than continuing to release 'Men in Black' movies for the rest of his life. In fact, the world would...
The Matrix Reloaded
Wow. Usually, my first paragraph is much more clever than that, but I am a bit at a loss for words right now. Needless to...
X2: X-Men United
So shoot me, I am the only person on the planet who didn't like X2 better than the first one. Bah. Don't get me wrong,...