The first Superhero from New Jersey is back! In this one, The Toxic Avenger goes to Japan to find his father. I was impressed by...
The Mummy Returns
I cannot remember the last time I was so disappointed in a film. If it wasn't for the special effects, this piece of mummified dog...
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
It was on again last night. How could I not watch Renée Zellweger's finest film? Truthfully, I view this as her finest film. Normally, I...
Hannibal
Oh GOD, this movie pissed me off so much. First off, I know it's useless to compare a film to its literary counterpart. I know....
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
I am now stupider for having watched this. Admittedly, I laughed my ass off while I was watching The Klumps, but I felt so bad...
Mission: Impossible 2
It was okay, I guess. No boobies, no blood. First off, it is a major James Bond rip-off. But all spy movies seem like James...
The Rage: Carrie 2
LAME. 90 minutes of lame-ass shit was not worth the 10 minutes of cool shit in this film. Harpoon through the crotch was cool. Fireplace...
Bride of Chucky
Should have been called 'Chucky gets stoned, kills Jack Tripper, then he gets laid.' That pretty much sums it up. A post shared by Lara...
Leprechaun 3
Viva Las Leprechaun! This is by far the best of the Leprechaun saga. It gives new meaning to the term 'fear and loathing in Las...