The last time that I ever went to the movies with my dad was to go see Big Trouble in Little China. I remember it...
Shanghai Knights
I had a migraine when I left the theater - probably because I rolled my eyes so many times. It sucked...but it was on the...
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
Light Sabre wielding Yoda kicks ass! I doubt I am ruining anything about the film by proclaiming the kickass-ness of Yoda's fight scene. Is it...
Spider-Man
SPIDER-MAN...from the man who brought you...The Evil Dead? I found myself asking...myself...that in the theater. Can this film possibly be by the same guy who...
The One
There can be only one....hahahhahahhahahahahha. Sorry, I couldn't resist. How could I have not made a Highlander comparison? I guess I could have gone the...
Blade II
Whistler is alive! Actually, I was surprised at how well bringing him back worked. Of course, I knew from all the commercials that he was...
Snatch.
I don't know what's wrong with the rest of you people - I could understand the Pikey just fine. So Mr. Madonna made a movie...
Heist
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck. As usual for a David Mamet film, the dialogue sounds like it was written by Cartman. I really don't have much...
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
From TROMA, of course. Sgt. Kabukiman fights crime with a supersonic fan, chopsticks of death, killer sushi and of course, a big fucking sword. The...
The Mummy Returns
I cannot remember the last time I was so disappointed in a film. If it wasn't for the special effects, this piece of mummified dog...