Goddamn, this sucked. This is a pointless, horrible film. John Stamos plays a high school gymnast, turned spy due to his father's murder. He is...
Charlie’s Angels
It didn't suck as bad as I thought it would. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 19, 2017 at 10:33am PST I never...
X-Men
I enjoyed the hell out of it, even though I have never read an X-Men comic in my life. It was Wolverine's tight boot cuts....
The Norseman
This is quite possibly, the worst film I have ever seen in my entire life. I know I throw that statement around a lot, but...
Shanghai Noon
Better than Mission: Impossible 2. Yes - for once I am agreeing with critics... There was a lot of ass-kicking action - though it was...
Mission: Impossible 2
It was okay, I guess. No boobies, no blood. First off, it is a major James Bond rip-off. But all spy movies seem like James...
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
I was the last person on earth to see this film, but I finally did. Early, early - one Thursday morning in November, I awoke...
Payback
I hate you, Sean. Why do I hate you? Because you gave away the ending to Payback on my message board about six months ago....
The Mummy
Gurrr-owlll! And I bet you think I'm talking about Brendan Fraser...nope, he is a total dork. I am talking about the mummy. The Mummy was...
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Jar Jar Binks must die! In the immortal words of Dante (Clerks, not the Inferno) "Jedi was nothing but a bunch of muppets..." And the...