I don't think that I would mind a humming penis. Mike Nichols is traditionally a purveyor of mediocre 'American' films - after The Graduate, where...
Mystery, Alaska
I was expecting the Mighty Ducks in Alaska. But it wasn't, thank god. I remember having to sit through The Mighty Ducks in my 11th...
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
I am now stupider for having watched this. Admittedly, I laughed my ass off while I was watching The Klumps, but I felt so bad...
Very Bad Things
Fucking shit. I have wanted to see this since it came out. My sister went and saw it and of course she told me about...
Cecil B. DeMented
Life is like a crab cake? Last night, I crept to the UA Cine all by myself to see John Water's latest film. It was...
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
Okay - he's a male prostitute that doesn't fuck any of his clients. That's just wrong. That's right, he doesn't fuck any of them, except...
Mondo Trasho
Hmmm...I can't decide if it sucked or I loved it... Reminds me of the dumb crap we made when we were in college, so maybe...
Ready to Rumble
I didn't think they could cram so many shit jokes into one film. And I don't mean mere shit humor, I mean fingers up the...
Galaxy Quest
Starring Sigourney Weaver's boobs. Like April said, if Ebert gave it a thumbs up, then I don't go see it. But somebody didn't want to...
Dogma
Do you wanna know the best part of the film? The best part was found at the very end of the credits..."Jay and Silent Bob...