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Sucker: The Vampire
When I was in 11th grade, I was in a class, either World History or Sociology - I don't remember which, that required me to...
Legend of the Chupacabra
This is the first film that I have ever reviewed that is not even in the IMDB. They have 600 Ron Jeremy pornos listed, but...
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
It was on again last night. How could I not watch Renée Zellweger's finest film? Truthfully, I view this as her finest film. Normally, I...
Terror Firmer
Vile. This is the vilest film I have ever seen. So, of course, I liked it. I had been waiting to see it for a...
Blood Dolls
More crap from the writer of those weird ass Puppetmaster movies. Actually, I am not sure why it wasn't called Puppetmaster 15 or Demonic Toys...
The Rage: Carrie 2
LAME. 90 minutes of lame-ass shit was not worth the 10 minutes of cool shit in this film. Harpoon through the crotch was cool. Fireplace...
Vampires
I hate John Carpenter, but I love vampires, so I rent the damn thing. My hatred of John Carpenter stems from Prince of Darkness, the...
The Blair Witch Project
Scariest film I have ever seen...even scarier than Showgirls. No one gets impaled, no one gets decapitated, there isn't even any blood (okay, there's the...
Idle Hands
Another rip-off teen horror film. Another retelling of 'The Hands of Orloc.' Another trendy 'potsmoking is cool' film. But this one is missing something that...