September 22nd was Elephant Appreciation Day, so we started watching Horton Hears A Who! Anyone who knows my daughter, knows about ELEPHANT. Since she was...
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Few things give me nightmares these days, but hearing Alvin the chipmunk tell someone that he's going to eat their liver with some fava beans...
Kung Fu Panda
Now that Jack Black is a daddy, he's got to start churning out films that his kids can watch. Kung Fu Panda is certainly watchable....
Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld brings children a movie about "bee-stiality." Oh, come on, it was funny! Don't you appreciate puns? Bee Movie is one of the worst...
Ratatouille
I was trying to think of a way to introduce my son to my favorite comic - Patton Oswalt - and Pixar came through for...
Barnyard
All of the bovines, regardless of their sex, have udders. The description of the film makes it sound like Animal Farm or something, but really...
Shrek the Third
"Willy Wonka" might be about to lose his place as my son's favorite movie. "Shrek Babies" was the overwhelming favorite over the holidays. My son...
The Incredibles
Ohhhh PIXAR...I was on the fence, but now I've decided. PIXAR good. Dreamworks not so good. I'm sorry Dreamworks...we can still be friends, right? It's...
Over the Hedge
The Bruce Willis Raccoon tries to steal food from the Nick Nolte Bear, but gets caught in the act and the food gets destroyed. Nick...
Shrek 2
How do a donkey and a dragon have sex? I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around that one. Seriously, I cannot figure it...