Killing off Salma Hayek took some balls. What? It's not like I spoiled anything by saying that! When I first heard word of this coming...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Contrary to popular belief, it's PIRATES, not NINJAS, that are so totally sweet that you'll crap your pants. I've always loved pirates. Well, 'always' stemming...
Cry-Baby
Sublime parody of Jailhouse Rock. Johnny Depp is Wade 'Cry-Baby' Walker, orphan without a cause. He falls in love with Allison, a good girl who...
Sleepy Hollow
Cleavage! I saw this when it originally came out in the theaters and I remember leaving the theater vaguely disappointed. After renting it, I still...
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
As I walked into the theater on opening night, I noticed two things - first, somehow this film hadn't sold out as I thought it...