"It's filthy, but it's no Pink Flamingos." That was my response when Sean told me that it was the filthiest movie he had ever seen...
Piranha (2010)
If I had actually watched Piranha in 3D, I would have been traumatized for life. It's not like I'm a pussy or something...as far as...
The Midnight Meat Train
I DVRed this film based on the title alone. I figured that since it wasn't on Skinemax - it wasn't soft core porn, but since...
Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives
I DVRed this film based on the title alone. Be warned...it could really confuse the other people in your house when they're scrolling through the...
One-Eyed Monster
I never thought I would see the day where I was reviewing a film starring Ron Jeremy's penis.* One-Eyed Monster is about exactly what you...
The Serpent and the Rainbow
For the longest time, I thought this film was about vampires. For years, the poster for The Serpent and the Rainbow hung in the window...
Grindhouse
It took almost a year, but I finally got around to watching the other half of Grindhouse...Death Proof. I'd watched Planet Terror almost a year...
Snakes on a Plane
Just because there's internet buzz, it doesn't mean people will actually pay money to see your shitty movie. Hasn't Hollywood learned that internet memes are...
Hard Candy
Ellen Page didn't get nominated for Hard Candy? If she's half as good in Juno as she was in Hard Candy, I can see what...
Jackass Number Two
Divine is no longer the filthiest person alive - that honor now belongs to Partyboy. I won't ruin the surprise, but in a movie in...