Dude, Where’s My Car?

It was a testament of my boyfriend’s love when he let me watch Dude, Where’s My Car? instead of the Stars game. I predict that Seann William Scott and Ashton Kutcher will become the Siegfried and Roy of the new millenium. Scott has run the gamut of homo-erotic activities in his short film career, from […]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Yeah, I’m slow, I just finally saw it this weekend. Had to wait for the annoying young’uns to clear out of the theater…man, I’m old. Anyway, in the words of the immortal Choad, I too, laughed so hard there was blood on the seat when I left. So far, the film has grossed about $30 […]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I was the last person on earth to see this film, but I finally did. Early, early – one Thursday morning in November, I awoke to watch it. The Blockbuster Fairy did good this time. I am quick to understand the most bizarre of Limey accents, but this film was one step away from Riff […]