Starsky & Hutch

Will the remakes ever end? I know the answer – the answer is no. As soon as the 60s and 70s well runs dry, say hello to big screen remakes of 80s shows – it’s not a stretch to imagine robot-child Dakota Fanning playing robot-child Viki in the big-screen version of Small Wonder. Until the […]

The Midnight Hour

I rarely review TV movies – in fact, this is my first – but as this was one of the formative films of my childhood, I thought I’d break the rules a little bit. Halloween 1985. I was in 4th grade at Holleman Elementary. All my friends had seen the movie and it was a […]

Charlie’s Angels

It didn’t suck as bad as I thought it would. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 19, 2017 at 10:33am PST I never really liked the TV show. It just didn’t have the cheezy panache of say, Knight Rider or The A-Team, or even Manimal. I would rather watch 20 hours of Teletubbies […]

Mission: Impossible 2

It was okay, I guess. No boobies, no blood. First off, it is a major James Bond rip-off. But all spy movies seem like James Bond rip-offs, since the James Bond movies are the ultimate in the genre. But this really seemed like one. And I do not know how intentional it was – a […]

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Shut your Fuckin’ Face, Uncle Fucka…You’re a cocksucking, asslicking Uncle Fucka… This film contains the most un-anticipated male genitalia since Harvey Keitel in The Piano – that of Big Gay Al. And that’s pretty tame next to the rest of the film. Sadaam and Satan are lovers, Cartman’s mom is in a German Shiezer film […]