The Breakfast Club meets Apocalypse Now - how's that for a fucking amazing tagline? The people who brought us The Haunted Trailer were back at...
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
I didn't realize how out of touch I am with the film world until thus weekend. I thought that this was opening weekend for Night...
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
When Anchorman 2 was announced, before all the hype, the special appearances and Dodge commercials, I badly wanted to see it in the theater. Then...
The Lego Movie
Everything is awesome! Actually...the only thing about The Lego Movie that's not awesome is the song, "Everything is Awesome" - because that song has been...
Magic Mike
Unless they were swinging their trouser snakes around, this movie was utterly boring. Actually, the trouser snake slinging wasn't all that exciting either. I guess...
Bad Grandpa
I only hesitate to crown Bad Grandpa the funniest film of 2013 because Anchorman 2 hasn't come out yet and judging from the trailer, I'll...
Bridesmaids
Is it any wonder that when I got married, I had no bridesmaids, no bridal shower, and almost none of the normal shenanigans that accompany...
Clue
Clue...the original movie based on a board game. We're back on track with family movie night and after scrolling through Netflix for half an hour,...
21 Jump Street
All the little teen girls can have Zac Efron. Robert Pattison and Taylor Lautner do nothing for me either. Ryan Gosling...again, not interested. But when...
Team America: World Police
America - FUCK YEAH! Seriously, why haven't we officially changed our national anthem to that song yet? I would much rather hear that song before...