Do you wanna know a secret? This movie makes no fucking sense - that's the secret. I was hoping for a cheesy slasher movie with...
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
Would snorting Drano actually kill a person? We all know that drinking it will - but would snorting it be just as deadly? According to...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
How did she fit that gun in her vag? Furthermore, once she got it up there, how did she get it to stay there? Although...
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
A campy film about summer camp. I've always been strangely intrigued by summer camps films, probably because I never went. Except for the more serious...
Club Dread
If it weren't for Super Troopers - then I wouldn't be forced to start every single paragraph of this review with "If it weren't for...
The Back Lot Murders
About what you'd expect from Corey Haim these days. With Corey Haim as the top-billed star, you'd think that he would have been in it...
Monster
Monster almost makes up for The Astronaut's Wife and The Cider House Rules. Almost. I find it nearly impossible to forgive stars for inflicting bad...
May
May is the kind of film that I look for, hope for and have a helluva hard time finding. What kind of film is that,...
Terror Firmer
Vile. This is the vilest film I have ever seen. So, of course, I liked it. I had been waiting to see it for a...
Hannibal
Oh GOD, this movie pissed me off so much. First off, I know it's useless to compare a film to its literary counterpart. I know....