One kid wanted to go see Daddy's Home 2 and the other one wanted to go see Thor: Ragnarok. Obviously, the only sensible compromise was...
Underworld: Blood Wars
I had totally forgotten that they'd made another one of these...until it magically appeared on the DVR - thanks, husband. You are the best at...
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
After destroying every landmark in America over the last four movies, the 5th Sharknado movie goes global, with the latest Sharknado erupting out of a...
X-Men: Apocalypse
While I agree with Jean Grey that the third one's always the worst, X-Men: Apocalypse isn't a bad movie. It merely suffers in that it...
Batman v Superman: The Dawn of Justice
As the opening credits rolled, I couldn't stop laughing. Maggie and Negan as Bruce Wayne's parents was so stinking cute! My husband just rolled his...
Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens
Why did Sharknado 4 have to open with a Star Wars-esque opening crawl? Was it because they gave Tara Reid a Light Saber hand? First...
Captain America: Civil War
We made it! A few weeks after opeing weekend, but we made it to the theater to see Civil War. I missed The Force Awakens...
3 Headed Shark Attack
If two heads are better than one, are three heads better than two? So...the 3 Headed Shark is angered by ocean pollution, but it eats...
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
You know, if Mark Cuban ran for president, I'd probably vote for him. Sure, he's as big a dick as Trump, but he hasn't filed...
Jurassic World
I'll spare you the lame jokes about how this summer's crop of blockbusters is a throwback to the 90s - dinosaurs, terminators and vacations, oh...