The first time I saw Toy Story 3, I totally started crying when Andy finally handed Woody over to Bonnie. Even now, roughly 537 viewings...
Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives
I DVRed this film based on the title alone. Be warned...it could really confuse the other people in your house when they're scrolling through the...
Stan Helsing
Jason, Freddy, Pinhead, Chucky, Leatherface and Michael in a movie together? It's like a horror fan's wet dream, right? Not so fast...it's not really Jason,...
The Karate Dog
So this isn't the long lost sequel to The Karate Kid movies? Pat Morita taught his dog karate...but that's where the similarity ends. No Mr....
The Other Guys
A few years ago, we went to Vegas for our anniversary. We stayed at The Flamingo. One morning, as we were leaving for breakfast, the...
The A-Team
Hollywood today is obsessed with remakes. It's an unfortunate fact that the things I loved as a child are going to be trotted out with...
Grown Ups
It's telling that what should be a surefire all star cast from the mid 90s has produced a comedy so colossally unfunny. If you had...
How to Train Your Dragon
I couldn't get past the accents. All the adult Vikings have Scottish accents, but Hiccup sounded plain, old American? Actually, ALL the Viking kids sounded...
Jennifer’s Body
I couldn't stop looking at Megan Fox's freaky toe thumbs. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 29, 2018 at 5:04pm PDT Seriously, her...
Mr. Popper’s Penguins
"Should I take the kids to see Mr. Popper's Penguins, or should I just go ahead and kill myself?" I'm being completely honest - that's...