Even my three year old liked the first one better than this one. Oh, he didn't say it in so many words, but I could...
Spider-Man 3
So the Black Spider-Man suit is like Axe Body Spray? It puts a spring in your step, makes you irresistible to women and worst of...
X-Men: The Last Stand
My poor husband had to sit through yet another comic book movie with me bugging him about the storylines and characters and how close the...
Fantastic Four
I never read the comic book. I watched the Hanna Barbera Hour cartoon, but since it was pretty sucky, I can't really compare the two....
Constantine
Ted's Bogus Journey, Part Deux. When the world needs saving - who else are you gonna call, but Keanu Reeves? I've lost count of all...
Batman Begins
I like Michael Keaton and all...but Christian Bale is the BEST. BATMAN. EVER. I'm dead serious. Bale has the whole Batman thing down. He's got...
Blade: Trinity
I'm always up for vampire ass-kicking, especially when accompanied by a techno soundtrack. The creatively named Blade: Trinity is the third (and probably not last)...
Sin City
In the past couple of years, I've reviewed many comic books movies - the great, the mediocre, the bad, the craptacular and the almost completely...
Vampirella
My husband and I have a contest of sorts going - nothing official, but from time to time, we record movies on cable for later...
Hellboy
How can you not love Ron Perlman? I don't mean that in a creepy way, like the way all those 80s housewives loved him in...