Why did Sharknado 4 have to open with a Star Wars-esque opening crawl? Was it because they gave Tara Reid a Light Saber hand? First...
Dam Sharks
That's not a typo folks...those damn sharks are building dams...out of damn human bodies. I don't even understand...how did sharks get into the river? How...
Zoombies
Exactly what you fucking think it is. Zombie. Zoo. Animals. Thanks to The Asylum, for going where no film has gone before. It starts when...
Getting Schooled
The Breakfast Club meets Apocalypse Now - how's that for a fucking amazing tagline? The people who brought us The Haunted Trailer were back at...
Carrie (2013)
Well, what's the point of this now? The original is a classic, though not untouchable...there was a regrettable sequel in 1999 and then a mediocre...
Tusk
This movie is so fucking weird and fucked up. Of course, it's a horror movie....but it's also a comedy...and it's also a mindfuck. Tusk is...
3 Headed Shark Attack
If two heads are better than one, are three heads better than two? So...the 3 Headed Shark is angered by ocean pollution, but it eats...
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
You know, if Mark Cuban ran for president, I'd probably vote for him. Sure, he's as big a dick as Trump, but he hasn't filed...
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda
Alien vs. Predator. Freddy vs. Jason. Batman v Superman. Hollywood loves franchise mash-ups, although not quite as much as the SyFy channel - Mega Python...
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Maybe I'm too snobby, but I wasn't able to get into the movie because I was too distracted by the lack of continuity. In the...