Finally! I finally got to see The Avengers. It wasn't how I wanted to see it - in 3D, but that hardly matters. Even under...
Iron Man 2
Why does Iron Man have his own cheerleaders?!? If he's the Hugh Hefner of Superheroes, shouldn't he have strippers? I was SO excited that they...
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Seriously? THIS is the best they could come up with? A bunch of pirates racing to find the fountain of youth? If pirates wanted to...
Piranha (2010)
If I had actually watched Piranha in 3D, I would have been traumatized for life. It's not like I'm a pussy or something...as far as...
Underworld: Awakening
Is it sad that this is the best film that we could think of to see on 'date night'? Seriously, my husband and I hadn't...
Toy Story 3
The first time I saw Toy Story 3, I totally started crying when Andy finally handed Woody over to Bonnie. Even now, roughly 537 viewings...
Return to Oz
There are few things scarier to a child than forced medical procedures - anything that requires being strapped down is bad, bad news. Even before...
Amityville II: The Possession
One of the stupidest movies ever. The film makers tried to combine the best of movies like the first Amityville with movies like the The...
Shrek Forever After
I felt so uncomfortable watching the beginning of this film with my kids...what if they knew that I feel like Shrek sometimes? As far as...
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
There are not even any mummies in this film! Sure, they CALL them mummies, but they're not really mummies -they're Terra Cotta Warriors, like the...