I’m 99.9999% sure that I got everything back to normal.
I managed to un-hose the gallery by installing NetPBM.
With the MUCH APPRECIATED help of Scotticus, I’ve managed to get migrated onto the new server. As you can see, the up-to-date version of PHP broke my theme…and the gallery is all out of whack, but the content is all there – every bit.
We’ll see if I can get the gallery back in shape tonight. I think I lost all the comments people have left…but at lease I still have the user database.