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View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) Why was this film so damned loooong? It was a smidgen under three hours, and shorter than Endgame…but it felt like three damn days. If it felt that long on my couch, I cannot imagine how long it felt in the theater. […]
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) How have I never seen this before? My husband decided to torture us with this 80s classic. Notable cast is…Kurt Kelly from Heathers and the one and only Linnea Quigley. What the fuck, lipstick titty? Angela is the goth queen we all […]
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Sep 7, 2018 at 10:00am PDT Remember the early 90s, when Edward Furlong was in every fucking movie? What a time to be alive. I can’t remember for sure, but I might even have seen it in the theater? Or maybe […]
I rarely review TV movies – in fact, this is my first – but as this was one of the formative films of my childhood, I thought I’d break the rules a little bit. Halloween 1985. I was in 4th grade at Holleman Elementary. All my friends had seen the movie and it was a […]