I started writing this review last summer, when I originally watched Thor 2 on cable...my thoughts will be briefer, but possibly more favorable than when...
Avengers: Age of Ultron
So we started to watch Agents of SHIELD the other night and it took about 30 seconds to realize, "FUCK, this is happening after the...
The Wolverine
Why was he in the fucking hole? The movie never fucking explained why he was in the fucking hole at Nagasaki. What the fucking fuck?...
The Avengers
Finally! I finally got to see The Avengers. It wasn't how I wanted to see it - in 3D, but that hardly matters. Even under...
Thor
If I had been a boy, my parents would have named me Thor. True story. I once dressed as Thor for Halloween. Sexy Thor. 1995....
Iron Man 2
Why does Iron Man have his own cheerleaders?!? If he's the Hugh Hefner of Superheroes, shouldn't he have strippers? I was SO excited that they...
X-Men: First Class
Forget Wolverine, I totally have a crush on Magneto now. Michael Fassbender hasn't even been on my radar until now. My movie watching has been...
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
I'm back, bitches...did you miss me? It's not that I've been procrastinating...I really haven't seen any new movies in the past 3 months...none, nada, zip....
Batman
"Mommy, they sure do spend a lot of time together..." Four years old son's gaydar is already strong - I'm so proud! It only took...
The Incredible Hulk
How horrible must a film be to require a complete franchise reboot five years later? The answer is Ang Lee's attempt to make an arthouse...