Oh GOD, this movie pissed me off so much. First off, I know it's useless to compare a film to its literary counterpart. I know....
American Psycho
"I absolutely loved it. It reminded me of 'My Fair Lady.' And it was the only movie I've seen that made me want to go...
Vampires
I hate John Carpenter, but I love vampires, so I rent the damn thing. My hatred of John Carpenter stems from Prince of Darkness, the...
Permanent Midnight
Being a writer for the TV show Alf would drive me to take drugs, too. Based on the book of the same name, Permanent Midnight...
A Simple Plan
Why is Billy Bob Thornton so good at being stupid? One may as well ask why RuPaul looks so good in a dress or why...
The Wizard of Oz
Absolutely, positively, undeniably my favorite film ever. No other film comes even close. Screw all those people that think Star Wars is the best film...
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Ted's vampire adventure. Okay, there's a little bit more to this film than that, but not much. The early nineties was a scary time. Old...
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
As I walked into the theater on opening night, I noticed two things - first, somehow this film hadn't sold out as I thought it...