Moana

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jun 11, 2019 at 3:50pm PDT I know, I know…I’m late to the Moana party. The girl has been trying to get me to watch it for YEARS, but it just hadn’t worked out until I scheduled a special ‘Movie Luau’ […]

Sherlock Gnomes

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Mar 12, 2019 at 7:13pm PDT Shhhhh, no one tell my kids that I watched this without them. Will someone PLEASE explain to me what the concept behind this film is? I mean, I understand that the yard statues come to […]

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

Even though it’s only February, I’m going to go ahead and call it – Sponge Out of Water is the most terrifying film of the year. Why? It has a fucking talking dolphin in it. I fucking hate dolphins. They are the Bill Cosby of the ocean world, trying to lure unwitting swimmers into their […]

The Rugrats Movie

Total shit. I tried to make my son watch this movie while I was on maternity leave. It’s about accepting a new sibling, so I thought it might help him deal with having a new baby sister. It sucked, so he wandered away after 10 minutes, while I was stuck on the couch breastfeeding. I […]

Aladdin

3 years old is a very important age. 3 years old is the earliest at which a child can actually be expected to sit down and watch a film, from beginning to end. That being said, even though my son just turned three, he doesn’t yet seem inclined to sit down an watch an entire […]

The Triplets of Belleville

This movie made me hate French people. Okay, I realize that’s a completely absurd and silly statement, but throughout the entire film, I kept thinking, over and over, “GAWD…French people really suck!” It’s a good film though – very entertaining. I was paranoid that I’d have to squint through a bunch of subtitles, but I […]

Lilo & Stitch

That blue thing is EVIL. Pure, unadulterated evil. I went to see Episode II a couple of weeks ago, and as I was walking down the hallway of the lobby, I swear that little bastard tried to jump out of the poster and get me. All sweet and innocent as you walk by, but then […]