Cult of Chucky

Poor Andy. It’s really hard to get laid when your childhood was ruined by a killer doll. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Dec 8, 2017 at 6:35pm PST Kudos to Chucky (?) For bringing back the original Andy! There’s a bit of meta-power to bringing back the originals…although I would’ve loved a scene […]

Child’s Play 3

The kids just can’t get enough of Chucky! A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 27, 2017 at 6:31pm PST After what I imagine is dozens of foster homes, poor Andy is now 16 and in military school. It’s rather disappointing that the film spends more time showing Andy being bullied by his commanding […]

Child’s Play 2

One kid wanted to go see Daddy’s Home 2 and the other one wanted to go see Thor: Ragnarok. Obviously, the only sensible compromise was to take them home and force them to watch Child’s Play 2. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 20, 2017 at 5:47pm PST After the events of the […]

Child’s Play

The time has come…for my children to become men. Well, maybe just one of them – not the daughter. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Oct 28, 2017 at 4:26pm PDT Texas Frightmare Weekend has already announced ‘A Celebration of Chucky’ for 2018, so I’ve got to get the kids prepared. Logan got to […]

Stan Helsing

Jason, Freddy, Pinhead, Chucky, Leatherface and Michael in a movie together? It’s like a horror fan’s wet dream, right? Not so fast…it’s not really Jason, his name is Mason. And that’s not Freddy, it’s Fweddy…and why is he wearing Flavor Flav’s clock? Is that a yarmulke on Michael Myers head? And why is Pleatherface (not […]

Seed of Chucky

As we were sitting in the dark, waiting for the previews to begin, I was put in the position of rationalizing why I felt it was necessary to go see Seed of Chucky on opening weekend. I tried to explain what a big deal it was – that it was like Lord of the Rings. […]

Bride of Chucky

Should have been called ‘Chucky gets stoned, kills Jack Tripper, then he gets laid.’ That pretty much sums it up. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 22, 2017 at 5:50pm PST By far the best of the four Child’s Play movies. Just like the Leprechaun, Chucky has turned into a comedic figure rather […]