Tooth Fairy

As a parent, I must do unpleasant things from time to time…wipe snotty noses and dirty asses, clean up puke, remove pieces of French Toast from my daughter’s nose…and watch Disney movies. As nice as The Rock is to look at, it wasn’t enough to distract me from the ridiculous message of this film. The […]

Blades of Glory

I promised my friend Sexboy that I would try to stop using “gay” as a derogatory term referring to things that are stupid or lame. It’s a bad habit that I’ve gotten into – thank YOU, South Park – and I’m trying to break it. Keeping this in mind, it was so very hard to […]

Mystery, Alaska

I was expecting the Mighty Ducks in Alaska. But it wasn’t, thank god. I remember having to sit through The Mighty Ducks in my 11th grade Sociology class. Don’t ask me why we watched it, probably the same reason we watched The Fall of the House of Usher – our teacher was a coach – […]