Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away…okay – really, it was 1996. Erin and I decide to venture to New Fine Arts for a “Celebrity Appearance.” Well, the “celebrities” in question were none other than Adult Film Stars Ron Jeremy and Christy Lakes! Needless to say, we were the only ladies present, so of course, we got a lot of attention when lined up to get our pictures taken with “The Hedgehog”! Ron graciously gave Erin and I his hotel room phone number – and, young and naive as we were, we gave him our phone numbers…and he used them! If only we had saved the answering machine messages…