You’ve Got HATE Mail!

So…I’ve reached that point in my reviewing career that i am starting generate honest to goodness HATE Mail. I am sure it’s no worse than anything Siskel and Ebert, or even Pauline Kael have received in their lifetimes – but it is a bit creepy nonetheless. I thought I would share some of these literary gems with you here!

Send HATE Mail to HateMail at knobbygirl dot com- maybe I’ll post it!

These two emails arrived in response to my review of Teenage Caveman. The first one seems to be an honest disagreement with my review – there’s nothing at all wrong with that. But the second one is rather amusing, to say the least. It seems to have been written by a retarded fifth grader.

—– Original Message —–
From: <>
To: <badmusic @>
Sent: Thursday, August 01, 2002 11:45 PM
Subject: Tiffany Limos

Teenage Caveman.

Didn’t you understand that movie was supposed to be a B rated comedy… that movie was made without any money and looks it… so Larry and the actors did whatever.

What was the wise crack about Mesquite, TX? Who are you to judge someone else? University of Dallas. That is nice. Are you saying that is better than Mesquite. Hey, I have nothing against you. I go on your site all of the time. I am a big fan of yours too. You just can’t base someone’s acting on one fucking movie. Tiffany is a well known actress here in New York, so I will update you. Well, Tiffany Limos went to New York University and Columbia.

– Skye
(website manager)
Head of Fan Club

—– Original Message —–
From: “Heathermaria Hanson” <>
To: <badmusic @>
Sent: Thursday, August 01, 2002 11:50 PM
Subject: stupid fucking bitch

you are the worst film critic …
your boyfriend is cheating on your sorry ass and you don’t even know it.
well, if you had an ass, you would know…

your pussy smells like rotten eggs and soy sauce…

and you better watch what you say because I am watching you…

you fucking bitch

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