Gimme an ‘F’

Is “retardedest” a word? If so, that is the word that I would use to describe Gimme an F. Gimme an ‘F’ is so named because every time a couple is about to fornicate, one of them is duty bound to say, “Gimme an F!” While funny the first time, it loses its edge with […]

The Road Warrior

Hooray for assless chaps! Of course I know that by definition, ALL chaps are assless – it’s just more fun to be redundant and point out that indeed, these chaps are assless. Really, everyone should own a pair of assless chaps like Wez. Wez was the best character in the whole movie. I was really […]