The Batman

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) Why was this film so damned loooong? It was a smidgen under three hours, and shorter than Endgame…but it felt like three damn days. If it felt that long on my couch, I cannot imagine how long it felt in the theater. […]


  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jan 24, 2020 at 6:50pm PST My son is currently ending a run in his high school’s production of Chicago, hence our household being soaked in “All That Jazz” for the last several months. (On a side note, these kids did […]

Sugar & Spice

Ahhhh…this film reminded me of my experiences in High School. Well, not me personally, of course. I never had a “womb with a view” in High School…but many of the girls at my High School did. In addition to Waller High School being full of mothers, there were the infamous pregnant Hempstead Cheerleaders, one town […]


I don’t know what’s wrong with the rest of you people – I could understand the Pikey just fine. So Mr. Madonna made a movie starring Mr. Jennifer Aniston…I wonder if they ever double dated? Pretty much the same drill as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, except it has Hollywood stars – though I’m […]


Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck. As usual for a David Mamet film, the dialogue sounds like it was written by Cartman. I really don’t have much to say about this film. It was okay I guess, though I was bored out of my mind at times. It was just so damn contrived. Old McPlotTwist had a […]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I was the last person on earth to see this film, but I finally did. Early, early – one Thursday morning in November, I awoke to watch it. The Blockbuster Fairy did good this time. I am quick to understand the most bizarre of Limey accents, but this film was one step away from Riff […]


I hate you, Sean. Why do I hate you? Because you gave away the ending to Payback on my message board about six months ago. I didn’t think I would ever see it, so I didn’t care. For some reason, I ended up watching it last night and so now I hate you. I hope […]

A Simple Plan

Why is Billy Bob Thornton so good at being stupid? One may as well ask why RuPaul looks so good in a dress or why Clinton can’t keep the presidential pecker to himself – it is what they were born to do. Thornton steals the show as the ‘one taco short of a combination platter’ […]