Sharknado 2 : The Second One

I watched Sharknado 2 several weeks ago and as excited as I was to sit down and watch it – after watching it, it was hard to muster enough excitement to write about it. All of the joy has been sucked out of writing about crappy SyFy movies now that they have become a mainstream […]

Blast Vegas

Poor Frankie Muniz…it’s come to this. Has anyone else noticed that the cute child stars that are able to play kids well into young adulthood, appear to skip young adulthood? One day, they don’t look a day over 15…then overnight…BAM…45 years old. Think of Edward Furlong, who is already playing “dad” roles. That’s what happened […]

Sharknado

So now the rest of the planet knows what Joel McHale and I have known all along…SyFy movies are the shit! Oops, that was a typo – I meant to say, “are shit!” Yes, social media was buzzing in the weeks leading up to the premier of SyFy‘s latest entry in the improbable animal/natural disaster […]

Stonehenge Apocalypse

“Apocalypse movies always have a weird way to save the world at the end. You can’t just blow up a volcano.” For a seven year old, my son is pretty smart. I’ll go ahead and throw him under the bus for picking this shitty movie out. I was scrolling through the guide and he demanded […]