“Apocalypse movies always have a weird way to save the world at the end. You can’t just blow up a volcano.” For a seven year old, my son is pretty smart.

I’ll go ahead and throw him under the bus for picking this shitty movie out. I was scrolling through the guide and he demanded that I record it. Oh, what monster have I created?

The plot of the film was very simple…Blah, blah, blah, electromagnetic pulse, blah, blah, blah, terra-forming. Blah, blah, blah, Stonehenge, blah, blah, blah, end of the world. Blah, blah, blah, exploding pyramids, blah, blah, blah, volcanoes. Blah, blah, blah, earthquakes, blah, blah, blah, Mayans. I admit it, I wasn’t paying very much attention, but that’s about the gist of it. Oh yeah, and an underground Egyptian shrine…in Maine. What?