Before there was Celebrity Rehab, there was The Decline of Western Civilization II: The Metal Years. If the last decade of knobbygirl-ness proves nothing else,...
Green Porno
"Why would she do something like that?" That's what my husband asked me after I forced him to watch Green Porno. My response was "Why...
Combover: The Movie
I am now a woman obsessed. Everywhere I look, I now notice the combovers. I can't stop staring. Even my little baby is sporting a...
Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey
I never knew that Metal could be so scary. Seriously, those Norwegians scare the bejesus out of me. Burning down churches and making jewelry out...
Midnight Movies: From the Margin to the Mainstream
Why are there no more Midnight Movies? Okay, technically, I know it's pretty darn easy to find a movie playing at midnight. Practically all theaters...
Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills
Morbid, terrifying, WRONG. This is the first documentary that I have ever reviewed - and I review it not from an entertainment standpoint, because this...