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View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 7, 2019 at 11:25am PDT What kind of drug-fueled bender led to the making of this film? Casper Van Dien, late of Starship Troopers plus a hundred hack SyFy films, stars as a US Senator traveling to Russia to speak […]
It had been sitting on my DVR since last May, I FINALLY got around to seeing The Hangover. It’s everything I thought it would be…and more. Seriously, I couldn’t stop laughing. Even after hearing about it endlessly for almost 2 years, seeing all the press, hearing people quote it (“I am a one man wolf […]
Monster almost makes up for The Astronaut’s Wife and The Cider House Rules. Almost. I find it nearly impossible to forgive stars for inflicting bad performances and/or bad movies upon the public. As much as I love Kyle MacLachlan, I’ll never forgive him for The Flintstones. The same goes for Matthew Broderick – The Cable […]
Fucking shit. I have wanted to see this since it came out. My sister went and saw it and of course she told me about the hooker getting headstabbed with the towel hook. Every review mentioned it and I saw just that scene a few times while flipping channels. But I actually sat down and […]
Okay – he’s a male prostitute that doesn’t fuck any of his clients. That’s just wrong. That’s right, he doesn’t fuck any of them, except for the one he falls in love with and she’s gorgeous. She only has one leg, but she is gorgeous nonetheless. Sorry to have spoiled it for you, but it’s […]
When Jeffrey Franken’s girlfriend, Elizabeth Shelley, is killed by his automated lawn mower, he decides to bring her back to life using the body parts of dead prostitutes. That’s the plot in a nutshell. Plot is not important in Frankenhooker. Bad special effects are what’s important. Lame jokes are what’s important. This film has what’s […]