Leprechaun Returns

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jan 11, 2020 at 5:20pm PST A direct sequel to the first Leprechaun, would you be surprised to hear that Jennifer Aniston is nowhere to be found? You know who WAS around from the first film? Ozzie, better known as Francis […]

Zombie Tidal Wave

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jan 5, 2020 at 4:39pm PST Good lord, this film was a boring-ass stinker! Look, I get it. Why not try to capture the “lightning in a bottle” success of the Sharknado films and put Ian Ziering in another water-based disaster […]

Friday the 13th: Part III

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Dec 30, 2019 at 7:49pm PST Although released to the theaters in 3D, Part III is one the most boring installments in the series. The film wastes so much time with the motorcycle gang. Why even bother having them harass the […]

Santa Jaws

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Dec 27, 2019 at 3:42pm PST What in the shit? Rest assured, Santa Jaws is exactly as bad as I thought it would be. I had zero expectations going in, expecting some mindless, season-appropriate entertainment on Christmas night and this film […]

It Chapter Two

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Dec 23, 2019 at 3:34pm PST Bill Hader is a National Treasure. His portrayal of the grown Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier was the glue that held this film together. Not to say that it was falling apart by any means, but the […]

The Lost Boys

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Apr 19, 2019 at 8:14pm PDT Would you believe I practically had to threaten my crotchgoblins to sit down on the couch with me and watch The Lost Boys? For the boy, I wanted him to see the greasy sax man. […]

What We Do in the Shadows

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 23, 2019 at 1:57pm PST Ever curious, I’d been wondering where Taika Waititi came from – like what did he do before Thor: Ragnarok? A quick google pointed me towards his vampire mockumentary with Jemaine Clement, What We Do in […]

Re-Animator

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jan 14, 2019 at 3:47pm PST Re-Animator was another film featured in Eli Roth’s History of Horror, so of course, my kids had to see it. On top of that, there’ll be a Re-Animator reunion at Texas Frightmare Weekend this year, […]

The Frighteners

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Dec 8, 2018 at 5:55pm PST I love introducing the kids to my favorite horror films. I love introducing the kids to my favorite directors. The Frighteners is a horror film by one of my favorite directors – Peter Jackson. What’s […]

Friday the 13th Part 2

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Nov 23, 2018 at 6:55pm PST So my DVR is doing this weird thing, where shows disappear and reappear at random. I had recorded this for the us to watch on the last Friday the 13th, but it had disappeared. Lily […]