Ninja Cheerleaders

77 minutes of my life that I will never get back again. That’s right, this piece of shit runs a mercifully short 77 minutes, plus 5-6 minutes of slow running credits. It’s even shorter when you account for 10 second montages of ninja swords, boobs and pom poms between each scene. Actually, those headless boob […]

Play-Mate of the Apes

Get your damn paws off me, you damn dirty dyke! That’s what I would have said if I was in this movie. Very disappointing for late night Skinemax – well, I would have been disappointed if I could stop laughing. Three lesbian astronauts crashland on the Planet of the Apes, during rug-munching, of course. The […]

Night Calls: The Movie, Part 2

This is the movie with the wacky fun noodle horse. No shit, a wacky fun noodle horse just randomly prances through the scene occasionally. I don’t know why. I do not understand at all. It actually freaked me out the first time I saw it. This is is typical Skinemax soft core porn. It does […]