Night Calls: The Movie, Part 2

August 27, 2000

This is the movie with the wacky fun noodle horse.

No shit, a wacky fun noodle horse just randomly prances through the scene occasionally. I don’t know why. I do not understand at all. It actually freaked me out the first time I saw it.

This is is typical Skinemax soft core porn. It does show more than any of the other ones I have seen though. You get to actually see Juli Ashton’s Beaver and Bunghole. Not that her beaver is overly exciting, but I have never seen one on cable before. Juli Ashton is in Orgazmo, though don’t let that insinuate in any way that she can act. None of them can act. I was amused by the monk with the very large schlong though. His schlong doubled as a compass throughout the film. Neato!

Back to the horse…2 days after I saw it the first time, I was walking through WalMart and Lo and Behold, there it was. WalMart had wacky fun noodle horses. I figured someone made it specially for the movie. Of course I bought one. My wacky fun noodle horse has had many adventures. My friend Lisa and I took many romantic pictures with it. Wacky fun noodle horse has been to many parties and has been between many people’s legs. I am not sure why, but guys like to put it between their legs. Ego? Wacky fun noodle horse has also been down someone’s pants, but I will keep his identity a secret, so that he has some dignity left.

Year – 1999
Rating – R
Runtime – 92 minutes
Genre – Skinemax
Director(s) – Moctezuma Lobato
Writer(s) – Eric Mittleman
Actor(s) – Doria Rone, Juli Ashton, Amber Newman, Maria Ford, Alan Stemm
BOB Rating – Two BOBs
Favorite Quote – " website... Uhhh!!!" - Doria (she says this during a sex scene, hmmm....)