Unless they were swinging their trouser snakes around, this movie was utterly boring. Actually, the trouser snake slinging wasn't all that exciting either. I guess...
Bad Grandpa
I only hesitate to crown Bad Grandpa the funniest film of 2013 because Anchorman 2 hasn't come out yet and judging from the trailer, I'll...
Zombies Vs. Strippers
We had a difficult decision tonight...Zombies Vs. Strippers or The Tale of the Voodoo Prostitute. I know...how on earth did we choose? Zombies Vs. Strippers...
The Boondock Saints
I was riveted before the credits started. Fucking shit, how did I not see this when it came out? Or at least any time in...
Ninja Cheerleaders
77 minutes of my life that I will never get back again. That's right, this piece of shit runs a mercifully short 77 minutes, plus...
Zombie Strippers!
They really didn't need to do a lot to make Jenna Jameson look like a zombie, did they? Jenna Jameson stars as one of the...
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
I've finally seen John Waters' favorite movie. I can totally see why this film is his favorite - the cars, the sex, the violence -...
Sin City
In the past couple of years, I've reviewed many comic books movies - the great, the mediocre, the bad, the craptacular and the almost completely...