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Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

Why did Sharknado 4 have to open with a Star Wars-esque opening crawl? Was it because they gave Tara Reid a Light Saber hand? First...

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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

It's been so long that I had forgotten what it's like. I actually got out of the house last weekend and got to attend the...

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Beware: Children at Play

Imagine what would happen if I took some acid and started reading Beowulf. Then switched to the bible. Then switched to Children of the Corn....

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The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

So the Wherehouse Music down the road went out of business. A couple months ago, DVDs were 40% off, so I picked up Bad Taste...

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The Toxic Avenger, Part II

The first Superhero from New Jersey is back! In this one, The Toxic Avenger goes to Japan to find his father. I was impressed by...

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The Toxic Avenger

Toxie made TROMA a household name. My boyfriend bought me the Director's Cut DVD, which fully restores all of the bloody glory that had been...

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Sucker: The Vampire

When I was in 11th grade, I was in a class, either World History or Sociology - I don't remember which, that required me to...

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Legend of the Chupacabra

This is the first film that I have ever reviewed that is not even in the IMDB. They have 600 Ron Jeremy pornos listed, but...

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Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

From TROMA, of course. Sgt. Kabukiman fights crime with a supersonic fan, chopsticks of death, killer sushi and of course, a big fucking sword. The...

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Terror Firmer

Vile. This is the vilest film I have ever seen. So, of course, I liked it. I had been waiting to see it for a...

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