Why did Sharknado 4 have to open with a Star Wars-esque opening crawl? Was it because they gave Tara Reid a Light Saber hand? First...
Dam Sharks
That's not a typo folks...those damn sharks are building dams...out of damn human bodies. I don't even understand...how did sharks get into the river? How...
Zoombies
Exactly what you fucking think it is. Zombie. Zoo. Animals. Thanks to The Asylum, for going where no film has gone before. It starts when...
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda
Alien vs. Predator. Freddy vs. Jason. Batman v Superman. Hollywood loves franchise mash-ups, although not quite as much as the SyFy channel - Mega Python...
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Maybe I'm too snobby, but I wasn't able to get into the movie because I was too distracted by the lack of continuity. In the...
Sharknado 2 : The Second One
I watched Sharknado 2 several weeks ago and as excited as I was to sit down and watch it - after watching it, it was...
Ragin Cajun Redneck Gators
In the world of SyFy Movies, it is often the title alone that sells a film. Not only does the title have to be catchy...
Sharknado
So now the rest of the planet knows what Joel McHale and I have known all along...SyFy movies are the shit! Oops, that was a...
Lake Placid: The Final Chapter
Sure...they say it's the final chapter, but I don't believe them for a fucking second. How many Friday the 13th movies were made after the...
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Who hasn't fantasized about the entire cast of The Jersey Shore being eaten by sharks? I know I have. I have never seen a single...