I never saw Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory as a child. I was a 19 year old college student - and it definitely fucked...
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
I can't believe that it's finally over. Long. So long. Three hours and 21 minutes long. That's 201 minutes. L-O-N-G. I wonder how long the...
The Cider House Rules
What? You expect good things from a guy who started out directing ABBA videos? This was yet another film that I struggled to stay awake...
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
I can't do it. I can't decide which one I like better, this one or the first one. I guess I'll save my final decision...
Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone
The quote above has already come true - there isn't a child alive who hasn't heard of Harry Potter. Really, it's no wonder that that...
Deliverance
Starring Ned "Weeeea Weeeea" Beatty! Sorry, that's a habit I picked up from my college film professor - I am unable to refer to Ned...
The Queen of the Damned
Anyone remember taking the SAT and those stupid analogies? Try this one - Brandon Lee: The Crow = Aaliyah: ? Aaliyah, pop music's latest addition...
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Having never read the books, I can say with confidence that the film was pretty good. Okay, I read the Hobbit in 8th grade (didn't...
Carrie
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Oct 5, 2016 at 7:30pm PDT They're all gonna laugh at you! They're all gonna laugh at you!...
Dune
I have finally seen Dune in its entirety now, I can no longer use it as an excuse to opt-out on those long and sticky...