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Tusk
This movie is so fucking weird and fucked up. Of course, it's a horror movie....but it's also a comedy...and it's also a mindfuck. Tusk is...
21 Jump Street
All the little teen girls can have Zac Efron. Robert Pattison and Taylor Lautner do nothing for me either. Ryan Gosling...again, not interested. But when...
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Seriously? THIS is the best they could come up with? A bunch of pirates racing to find the fountain of youth? If pirates wanted to...
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Oh, Tim Burton, you're like a tampon...when you do your job well, I love you...but when you fuck up, I hate you and I swear...
Rango
Drugs. Watching Rango made me feel like I was on a large quantity of psychedelic drugs. I'm not just saying that because Raoul Duke and...
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
About halfway through, I found myself wondering if they would ever stop singing, craving a cigarette madly. I've never been much into Broadway Musicals, even...
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Three hours of my life that I will never get back. At least I broke it up into an hour apiece on three different days....
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
This is a stinky movie, full of stinky pirates, stinky villains and a stinky plot to boot. The first one wasn't a bad film. Making...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I never saw Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory as a child. I was a 19 year old college student - and it definitely fucked...