View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) Yes, yes...I KNOW they remade Children of the Corn several years ago...but...
Pet Sematary
A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Sep 2, 2018 at 1:08pm PDT Lily had been begging to see this freaky ass movie for weeks....
Cooties
One bad chicken nugget, that's all it takes. A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Feb 6, 2018 at 8:40am PST More than a silly...
Elephant
I don't trust those people at Cannes, not one little bit. How did this get the Palme d'Or? I can understand the Best Director award...
The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
I can think of few things worse than getting molestered by Martin Sheen. Apparently, Jodie Foster feels the same way, as she spends the entirety...
Poison Ivy: The New Seduction
If I ran into Jaime Pressly in a dark alley, I would slowly back away until I felt it was safe to run. As soon...
Poison Ivy
Remember when Drew Barrymore was skanky? Poison Ivy was the epicenter of Drew Barrymore' skanky period. It opened up the door for gems like The...
The People Under the Stairs
I figured out who THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS are. Remember all those second and third tier hair bands from the 80s? Most of them...
Beware: Children at Play
Imagine what would happen if I took some acid and started reading Beowulf. Then switched to the bible. Then switched to Children of the Corn....
Jawbreaker
Despite what you've heard, JawBreaker is not a Heathers rip-off. These girls are not doing the world a favor by offing the biggest bitch in...