Who hasn't fantasized about the entire cast of The Jersey Shore being eaten by sharks? I know I have. I have never seen a single...
Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Honestly, that should be the entire body of my review, but after such a lazy review of Æon Flux, I figured I...
Stan Helsing
Jason, Freddy, Pinhead, Chucky, Leatherface and Michael in a movie together? It's like a horror fan's wet dream, right? Not so fast...it's not really Jason,...
Death to the Supermodels
While I appreciate the idea of supermodels having toxic booty gas, nappy underarm hair and hidden penises, it's just not enough to base a movie...
Date Movie
This movie was not made for me. It's not that I don't like spoofs or parodies - normally I do. It's just that it's hard...
Totally Awesome
VH1 finally ran of material for their I Love the 80s series, so they threw up their hands in defeat and made a movie instead....
Student Bodies
Before Scary Movie, there was Student Bodies. I certainly don't mean to imply that Student Bodies invented the horror spoof - or even perfected it...both...
The Pirate Movie
I brought the newly released DVD with me on my most recent trip home. My sister and I asked my mother if she wanted to...
Club Dread
If it weren't for Super Troopers - then I wouldn't be forced to start every single paragraph of this review with "If it weren't for...
Play-Mate of the Apes
Get your damn paws off me, you damn dirty dyke! That's what I would have said if I was in this movie. Very disappointing for...