Seriously? THIS is the best they could come up with? A bunch of pirates racing to find the fountain of youth? If pirates wanted to...
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Three hours of my life that I will never get back. At least I broke it up into an hour apiece on three different days....
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
This is a stinky movie, full of stinky pirates, stinky villains and a stinky plot to boot. The first one wasn't a bad film. Making...
The Pirate Movie
I brought the newly released DVD with me on my most recent trip home. My sister and i asked my mother if she wanted to...
The Goonies
For some reason, I have this uncontrollable compulsion that causes me to watch The Goonies every single time it's on TV. I've watched it on...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Contrary to popular belief, it's PIRATES, not NINJAS, that are so totally sweet that you'll crap your pants. I've always loved pirates. Well, 'always' stemming...