The only thing more gag inducing than sitting down to watch a movie that you know includes cannibalism is seeing 'The Weinstein Company' as the...
X-Men: Apocalypse
While I agree with Jean Grey that the third one's always the worst, X-Men: Apocalypse isn't a bad movie. It merely suffers in that it...
X-Men: Days of Future Past
I've been MIA for quite a while, haven't I? I've been watching movies, but most haven't left me with anything to say. I've got half...
Oz the Great and Powerful
So did anyone else notice that Oz the Great and Powerful basically has the same plot as Army of Darkness? No? Just me? Think about...
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
I'm torn by this movie. Don't get me wrong, I liked it...but I don't know that it absolutely HAD to be made. Let me be...
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The hobit was a 5 star production. It was a kind of scary movie. But I loved it. I think you should go see it....
X-Men: First Class
Forget Wolverine, I totally have a crush on Magneto now. Michael Fassbender hasn't even been on my radar until now. My movie watching has been...
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Someone over in Hollywood must be reading my reviews, because they got rid of Selene and made a prequel all about Lucien. That being said,...
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
I'm back, bitches...did you miss me? It's not that I've been procrastinating...I really haven't seen any new movies in the past 3 months...none, nada, zip....
Batman Begins
I like Michael Keaton and all...but Christian Bale is the BEST. BATMAN. EVER. I'm dead serious. Bale has the whole Batman thing down. He's got...