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Midsommar
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) Of all the casualties of COVID-19, one of the most painful losses...
Red State
I finally watched a good horror movie! One that wasn't on SyFy! Aren't you proud of me? As big of a Kevin Smith fan as...
Camp Hell
WARNING - teenagers dry humping in the forest can summon demons. That's right...those poor teenagers didn't even get to have sex. They barely got to...
Black Death
As far as movies featuring giant underarm pustules go, this one is pretty good. I canβt recommend watching while eating lunch, or anywhere near your...
The Golden Compass
You'd think I would be standing in line to see a movie that supposedly promotes atheism in children and is condemned by the Catholic Church....
Constantine
Ted's Bogus Journey, Part Deux. When the world needs saving - who else are you gonna call, but Keanu Reeves? I've lost count of all...
Bruce Almighty
Oh, Jim Carrey, why do you vex me so? Jim Carrey still irritates me. Oh, there was a time when Jim Carrey was alright by...
Signs
God and aliens do not mix. They don't. If God exists as Christians perceive him, the existence of aliens is impossible within that paradigm. The...
Dogma
Do you wanna know the best part of the film? The best part was found at the very end of the credits..."Jay and Silent Bob...