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Leprechaun Returns

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jan 11, 2020 at 5:20pm PST A direct sequel to the...

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Zombie Tidal Wave

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Jan 5, 2020 at 4:39pm PST Good lord, this film was...

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Santa Jaws

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Dec 27, 2019 at 3:42pm PST What in the shit? Rest...

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6-Headed Shark Attack

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Sep 26, 2018 at 4:32pm PDT How many heads could a...

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The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time

A post shared by Lara (@knobbygirl) on Aug 28, 2018 at 6:21pm PDT I don't care what they call that damn movie, I really doubt...

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5 Headed Shark Attack

In case you're wondering, there's no 4 Headed Shark Attack movie - the franchise skips straight from 3 Headed Shark Attack to 5 Headed Shark...

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Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

After destroying every landmark in America over the last four movies, the 5th Sharknado movie goes global, with the latest Sharknado erupting out of a...

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Trailer Park Shark

That Tara Reid, she sure does have bad luck with sharks. Tara Reid isn't the only C-list celeb on board. The REAL star is Thomas...

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Mississippi River Sharks

Two Londons for the price of one! Jason London (Dazed and Confused) stars as "himself" - a fictionalized version of the actor, who stars in...

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Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

Why did Sharknado 4 have to open with a Star Wars-esque opening crawl? Was it because they gave Tara Reid a Light Saber hand? First...

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