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America – FUCK YEAH! Seriously, why haven’t we officially changed our national anthem to that song yet? I would much rather hear that song before every sports event than our current national anthem. Those who know me, know I like puppets. Especially fucking puppets. My obsession started early with The Muppet Show. As an adult, […]
Shut your Fuckin’ Face, Uncle Fucka…You’re a cocksucking, asslicking Uncle Fucka… This film contains the most un-anticipated male genitalia since Harvey Keitel in The Piano – that of Big Gay Al. And that’s pretty tame next to the rest of the film. Sadaam and Satan are lovers, Cartman’s mom is in a German Shiezer film […]
Cross Oklahoma! and Blazing Saddles and add in a little bit of Evil Dead II – and you’ve got Cannibal! The Musical.. This is the story of Alfred Packer, a miner leading a party from Utah to Colorado territory. They get lost and stuck in the mountains without food in the middle of winter…good thing […]
1998 was all about schlong. First, there was Marky Mark’s plastic prosthetic penis in Boogie Nights. Then there was Kevin Bacon’s semi in the shower in Wild Things. I even dare to mention The Full Monty, even though there was really no monty. But above and beyond all these – the endowments of Trey Parker […]
Written by, directed by and starring South Park co-creater Trey Parker…Oh, what a heavy burden to bear. The pressure to supply big laughs must be an almost unbearable burden by now. But probably not…. Trey Parker is a Mormon missionary in LA. He gets talked into being a porn star – because he needs the […]